tevinterfell:

"I was born in the wrong generation," I sigh wistfully and stare romantically into the distance. "I wish I was alive in 2186 to witness the reapers attack earth."

fassbhender:

if you ain’t talking marvel I don’t wanna talk

alienpunkers:

Porn is one of the biggest and most harmful industries in the world, closely affiliated with human trafficking and drugs and alcohol abuse, causing rape between children, violence, beastiality and pedophilism and its fetishizing race, underage girls, trans people and lesbianism. Thought you should know. 

So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia) ←

tagged: +OOOOOH  +FLOWERS 

penne-perfect:

tbiamaryllis:

holy-howell:

nosdrinker:

did she get kicked out of her house after this

what the actual fuck did i just watch

Please don’t scroll past this

PLEASE DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS

tagged: +video  +me also